We are The Guinea Pig Empire.

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guinea pig literature for adults

read it if you dare…

For guinea pigs, by guinea pigs, about guinea pigs.
And for the Worldwide Guinea Pig Fan Club.

We defer to His Highness Hazel One-Eye, the Royal Boar.

Hazel suggests you buy lots of books and merchandise featuring himself.


Book 1 of The Guinea Pig Trilogy is now available!

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Guinea Pig Empire Books For Kids are underway…

cards, posters

bags, laptop skins

cushions and more…







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